Sunday, April 27, 2008

hip-hop succumbs to gay agenda

You read it, ladies and gents....

Due to the endless pressure of the gay agenda, as homosexuals try to taint our moral fiber with their filth, they have attacked one of the cornerstones of our society: hip hop music.

Hip-hop has gone gay. At least what i've been hearing. Granted the traditional definition of hip-hop has changed significantly... but let me state my case here:

Firstly, what do I mean by 'gay'? Well, i'm not saying its a bad thing, but generally, gay music has its own sound: slightly cheesy, overemotional techno. Would you hear it in a gay club (without significant remixing)? If you answered yes, its 'gay'. And proud of it.

Exhibit A: Rihanna's 'Don't Stop the Music'. Okay, I actually heard this in gay club. It's techno, everyone. And it has MJ in it. It is pretty fierce, girlfriend.



Exhibit B: Chris Brown's 'Forever'. It beats out Rihanna for the sound I'm talking about You may not have heard this one yet, so lets give it a listen:



Lastly, I would like to present you with exhibit C: Wiz Khalifa's 'Say Yeah'



That right there is the most absolutely fabulous rap song to hit the scene since diddy played the Diana Ross sample 'i'm coming out' in the background of 'Mo money mo problems'

Seriously. "Better off alone" in a rap song?

Homosexual Agenda: 1
Moral Fiber of Hip Hop: 0

Yes, I said moral fiber of hip hop. Because it makes about as much sense as 'moral fiber of America'. How delightfully ironic.

1 comment:

Doug said...

This isn't entirely surprising. One complaint some people from the town I went to high school in is that country music has been overrun by typical top-40s pop stylings. The standard forms and structure of top 40s songs is well known through the recording industry and it's very typical to cash in on melodies that have been heard before.