Sexiness Abounds In the World of Sports!

So, by now, y'all have heard my hypothesis that in the event of a tied football game, the quarterbacks (if attractive) should proceed to the 50 yard line and make out, shirtless. But don't think I forgot the lesbians and men who enjoy girl-on-girl action (perhaps RK can blog about this phenomenon? I don't understand). So here it is. For all of you macho-men who hate tennis, which is probably the best all-around sport out there as far as skills and endurance are concerned, you are missing out. I have been touting the beauty of the homo-eroticism present in male sporting events for many years now, often to no avail, to many in the homosexual community.

But to all of you female admirers out there, I present to you the championship match of the 2008 Australian Open: Ana Ivanovic (Serbia) vs Maria Sharapova (Russia). Delightfully catty 6 foot tall 20-year olds square off on the blue courts of Melbourne.

Example: Maria Sharapova serves an ace, exclaims 'c'monnn!' while looking directly into Ivanovic's eyes.

Ivanovic returns her next serve brilliantly, and promptly issues a retaliatory c'mon right back at her, almost mockingly.

Sharapova shoots beams of pure hatred from her eyes, almost hitting Ivanovic, but inadvertently scalding several ball-kid's faces.

Sharapova wins, 7-5, 6-3.

So, what is my point here? They are both hot. I have compiled two decent (and not even fantastic) photos of them for your enjoyment. Perhaps for the sake of being fair, they should make out at the net after the match, shirtless:


I think we can all hope this turns into the female version of the Federer/Nadal rivalry.

Wowza. Seriously, y'all need to get to watching tennis. In other tennis news, Roger Federer, king of tennis, and idol of TL, failed to reach the finals of the Australian Open.

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Roger will be back. He will finally win the French Open. I really don't have anything else to say.

On to football! I wasn't aware it existed outside of college, but the NFL is preparing for a battle between the NY Giants and the NE Patriots (a rematch of a great late-season game). If there was ever a Super-Bowl where the QB's absolutely should make out with one another, this is it. Nobody can touch Tom Brady's good looks in the NFL. Couple that with Eli Manning's charming boy-next-door cute factor, and the 50-yard line tie proposal seems great. Here are a couple of shots of Brady and one of Manning for your viewing pleasure. The Brady pictures are from a Stetson Cologne Ad:


Click the picture to get a good look into Tom Brady's dreamy eyes. Swoon.

But no worry, his handsome charm won't sway me to root for the evil team he plays for.

Go Giants.